A recent post I saw on Bluesky wishing that there were more seal characters around got me thinking, especially since there's a nearby coastal village that's been called "SealSea" since ancient times. So in honour of them, here's a fine chonky specimen making the most of the fine Spring weather, with an ice cream in hand and a trusty can of Irn Bru to sip, not minding at all if anyone decides to give his big webbed plappers a good lingering look.
Now that's a jolly fellah! The type of aged bloke that's goes "Once you get older like me you learn to not worry about twisted knobbies. Learn the open pub doors lad!"
Now that's a jolly fellah! The type of aged bloke that's goes "Once you get older like me you learn