Is a cloudy night on Gravity Falls, the roar of a thunder strongly sounds across the town, making Dipper sits, he looks around, and sees he’s sitting on an extended sofa-bed, with Pacifica sleeping at his left, covered with a patched bed sheet, at his right, Soos’ grandma is sleeping sit on a sofa, while Soos and Gruncle Stan sleep on the floor inside sleeping bags, he hears other thunder, then he lays down again, looking at the ceiling, before the bed sheet cover him completely, he feels then something over his chest, he sees Pacifica’s right arm over him, he turns to her, barely seeing her through the darkness. - Problems to sleep? – Pacifica ask, whispering as low as she can; - I’m just… mmm, I still can’t believe that Gideon stole the shack from us – he replies in the same tune of Pacifica – Yeah, but we’ll recover the shack somehow, so don’t worry, but we’ll need our energy to do it, so let’s sleep – Pacifica whispers, Dipper smiles, stretch her arms towards her, and approaches her to him, hugging her, Pacifica smiles, and also hugs Dipper
Gideon Rises
The area where the Mystery Shack still stands is surrounded by a tall fence, there’s a big banner hanging from two trees that says “MYSTERY SHACK GRAND CLOSING!” in blue letters; a big crowd with everyone wearing a pin of Gideon’s face, is reunited in its vicinity, Gideon’s father plays a little organ, with a big ring with Gideon’s face in front of the shack’s entrance, and Gideon jumps through it, launching confetti from his hands to the air. – Hello, Gravity Falls! – Gideon says, and begins to dance, making the crow cheers at him; among the crowd, there’s also the Northpines twins, Stan and Soos, all disguise as the Blues Brothers. – Ladies and gentlemen! – Gideon speaks from microphone – Today I am delighted to announce my new plans for the former Mystery Shack – his father approaches with a model covered by a blanket, and Gideon removes it, unveiling a little theme park of Gideon, with the Mystery Shack being part of it, a roller coaster, a balancing boat, a merry-go-round, and a giant statue of Gideon – I give you Gideonland! – and the crowd cheers again – We’re gonna turn this dirty old shack into a three square miles of Gideon-tertainment!. – All right, that’s it! – Stan removes his disguise, and walks among the crowd, approaching to Gideon, and taking the microphone from his hand – Listen up, people! Gideon’s a fraud! this kid broke in and stole my property! – Such accusations! – Gideon replies – Mr. Pines, I recall you gave me the property to me – and takes out the shack’s deed from inside his suit – Look, here’s the deed right here! -. Well, that’s all the proof I need to see – sheriff Blubs says, - I love you, Li’l Gideon! Sing them funny songs! – Durland says; Gideon snaps his fingers, and two muscle bodyguards appears, and walks towards Stan, grabbing him from his shoulders, while Gideon approaches – Now get off my property, old man – Gideon tells Stan while places one of his pins on Stan’s jacket – I’ll show you who’s the old ma… - Stan says, when suddenly, he hears a strong sound of static that hurts his left ear, making him place his hand over it – OW! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah! – and the bodyguards lift Stan, moving him out of the property while Gideon speaks to the crowd – Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends! (chuckles) don’t come back, I don’t care for y’all!
The bodyguards leave Stan out of the shack’s fence, closing the door; the twins and Soos approaches to Stan – Gruncle Stan, are you ok?! – Pacifica ask – Yeah, don’t worry – Stan replies, - Don’t worry, we’ll get the shack back somehow – Dipper says – I hope so – they look to a side, and see Wendy, riding towards them on a red bike – If I can’t work at the shack, my dad’s gonna force me to work upstate at my cousin’s logging camp – then suddenly, someone tackles Dipper, knocking him down, and when he sees who is, he sees Mabel, sitting as a dog on his chest – Wendysis can’t leave, we need her here, Dipperman, you must stop Gideon! – Mabel says – And we’ll do it – Pacifica says, approaching to them with a serious face – But first, get out of my brother! – Pacifica screams, Mabel moves out of Dipper, while Pacifica helps him to stand up, then they hear the sound of an electric guitar, coming from the woods – Oh man, guys, don’t look now – Wendy says while place a hand next her eyes to avoid to look in direction where the guitar sound is coming, and Robbie appears, lifting a boom box over his head with both hands – Take me back, Wendy! My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boom box forever! – Robbie says – Did you break with him? – Pacifica ask, looking funny to Robbie – Yeah Wendysis broke with him yesterday – Well Wendy, I’m glad to see you have enough self-esteem to know when a boy is not the match for you – Pacifica tells Wendy, while she wears her helmet and rides her bike – I was never here – And she rides, followed by Mabel who runs in four – Have you been getting my texts? – Robbie says while runs after them – Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy! – Hey, why are we worried? The solution is simple – Pacifica says – We just must buy the Mystery Shack, a call of Atlantica Northwest to Gideon and… - No! – Stan says – Pacifica, is better not involve the Nortwest name in this, if Gideon finds out they want the shack, he will be more determined to keep it, and we don’t know what evil he could do to you two and your family if he finds out who you really are – Stan says while places his hand on Pacifica’s shoulder, and Pacifica downs her head.
Back at Soos’ grandma’s house, the twins and Soos are sit on the compact sofa-bed, with Stan standing up next to them, while grandma is in her sofa – This is not good, I cannot feed such a big family – Grandma says – Don’t worry, we can take care of that – Pacifica says – And in any case, you two still have a place to stay – Stan says – No way, Gruncle Stan, we’re not gonna leave your side! – Dipper says – Gideon is not invincible, we just need to think what to do – Dipper says, while places his hand on his chin.
At night, workers, including McGucket, are starting to build Gideonland; inside the shack, Gideon throws a photo of the twins and Stan during the fishing day to the fireplace, while reads the Second Journal – I’ve been meanin’ to ask you boy – says Gideon’s father from behind him – Shouldn’t you be celebratin’ Gideonland instead of sticking your head in that book all day? – Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book? It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author who learned secrets too powerful for one man, he hid his journals where he though no one would ever find ‘em because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together, they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power! Codes and maps have led me to believe the other book’s buried somewhere on this very property, and I intend to find it – So that’s why you wanted the Mystery Shack – Gideon’s father says, while Gideon grabs a shovel – That’s right, father, it’s time to begin the search, for the other journal!
On Soos’ grandma’s house, Dipper and Pacifica are walking in circles, with their hands on their back, thinking about what to do, while Soos plays with a circuit of RC cars that aren’t moving – Yes red car, godspeed! – Wouldn’t be funnier with batteries? – Pacifica ask; Gruncle Stan approaches with a sad face, and the twins stop - (clears throat) Kids, we gotta talk, look I’ve been thinking, and I can’t take care of you anymore, I don’t have a house or… or a job, but you at least have a place here in Gravity Falls you belong, so… is better if you go to Northwest Manor – Stan says sad – But Gruncle Stan, you can’t give up – Dipper says -Yeah, dude, look at these faces! – Soos says while places his hands over Dipper and Pacifica’s shoulder, and shakes Pacifica a little – Be cutter, Pacifica, your summer depends on it! - Look, I lost, okay? The best thing for you is to be in the mansion, you’ll no lack of anything there – Stan says - Then come with us to the mansion, you’re also our family, one word of us and the staff you give you the life of a king – Pacifica says - No, no, Pacifica, me in the mansion, it will be like leave a fox on a den of hens, also, if your father finds out that you were with me, you’ll be grounded for all eternity, and maybe you’ll be separated again, I’m sorry, kids, Gideon won – and walks out of the house – Summer’s over - Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider! – Soos yells while runs out of the house after Stan, closing the door behind him. – Paci, that’s enough! If Stan won’t get the shack back from Gideon, then we’ll have to do it ourselves! – Dipper says with a determined expression - Do you finally have an idea about what to do? – Pacifica asks, and Dipper takes out the Journal.
The next day, Dipper and Pacifica are keeping an eye to the shack from the distance, using binoculars, Dipper sees the two Gideon’s bodyguards guarding the entrance to the site. – Now what we must to do is to pass those guards, make it through the fence, and get Gideon to hand over that deed – he places the binoculars inside his vest, and take out the journal, passing the pages – Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon? - Mmm, an army? – Pacifica ask, Dipper stops, and looks at her – An army! That’s it! – Dipper says happy, passes the pages, and shows Pacifica the page about the gnomes – The gnomes! - Do you really think they’ll help us after what we did to them last time? – Pacifica ask incredulously – We have to try – Dipper replies - And what if the payment for their help is to make me their queen like last time? - Pacifica ask - Then there’s no deal – Dipper says closing the journal - Ok, let’s do it – Pacifica says, still not convinced of the plan.
In the deeps of the forest, the twins walk, reaching a zone where the mushrooms grew more abundantly - We must be close – Dipper says while they keep waiting, they pass through some bushes, and sees the gnome who was the head of Norm, taking a bath of squirrels inside a bathtub – Ahh! This, this is normal, this is normal for gnomes – the gnome says while the twins look at each other - Well well well, look who came crawling back! Take five, Chris – and one of the squirrels leaves the bathtub – You guys keep doin’ what you’re doin’ – and the squirrels moves around the gnome inside the bathtub – So, changed your mind about marrying me, did you, Pacifica? – the gnome asks in a suave tune - Sorry, I’m already taken, we’re here because we need your help – Pacifica says - You want our help? After you left me at the altar? No dice! – the gnome says angry - Hey, if I remember you suggested that I’ll be some kind of queen bee or ant queen, yuck! – Pacifica says with disgust;– Ahh yeah – the gnome says placing his index on his chin - But if you help us, we’ll get you a queen that is better fitted for the job than me – Pacifica say - Her name’s Gideon, and she has lovely white hair – Dipper says - Whoah! Mature woman, huh? Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne! – the gnome says, and Shmebulock appears with a bottle of cologne – Shmebulock – Shmebulock says - Is “Shmebulock” all you can say? – the gnome asks, and Shmebulock looks sad – Shmebulock - It’s a deal – the gnome says, and shake’s Dipper’s hand.
In Gracie’s Dinner, a very sad Stan is sit in the bar – Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest, most expired apple cider you’ve got - Sure Mr. Pines – Stan hears Soos’ voice, Stan lifts his head, and sees the waiter is Soos – Soos? What are you doing here? - Since the Mystery Shack shut down, I’ve had to take a bunch of part-time jobs, gravedigger, bus driver, really awesome cook – Soos serves Stan his drink, and looks at the kitchen – Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it? – he runs inside and uses an extinguisher on the flames – (sighs) You’re a good man-child, Soos, but it’s not looking good, this whole town loves Gideon and hates me, if only they knew how evil he really is - then Soos approaches to Stan – Hey, I’m here for you, dude - The entire lower half of your body is on fire - Shh, we’re having a moment – Soos says while hugs Stan, at the same time smoke is coming from under him.
On the parking lot of the shack, Gideon checks a map of the area in his journal – Where are you, journal? – he closes the journal, and begins to shovel, when his father approaches – Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests - What? – Gideon asks, then walks to the fence, and sees Dipper and Pacifica – Give us the deed of the shack, Gideon! Or else! – Dipper says - Am I supposed to say “Or else what?” – Gideon replies on a mocking tune, while sees his bodyguards at both sides of him – I’m glad you asked, NOW! – Pacifica commands, suddenly, the bodyguards fall face-down on the floor, showing a gnome stuck from his hat on their backs; a deer ride by two gnomes, breaks the fence, and the gnomes enter in the shack’s area, surrounding Gideon, and Dipper and Pacifica approach to him – You’re surrounded by an unstoppable gnome Army – Dipper says – Now give us back our deed and get off our property! - And let the marriage ceremony begins! – the gnome says - (sighs) Very well, I suppose this deed belongs to… - Gideon says before take out a whistle that alters the gnomes, forcing them to cover their ears – HA! What do you know? Works on gnomes, too – Gideon says before whistle again – Stop! We’ll do anything! How can we serve you, your majesty? The most beautiful girl we’ve ever seen! – the gnome says - I am not a girl! – Gideon yells - Really? But your skin is so soft, you use moisturize or… - SUBDUE THEM! – Gideon commands, and the gnomes cover Dipper and Pacifica – I have to admit, kids, I am impressed by your creativity – Dipper and Pacifica struggle with the gnomes, trying to get free – Ahh, you’re stronger than you look – Dipper says, but then, the journal falls from his vest. – No! could it be? Is it? – Gideon ask, then quickly grabs the journal, and begins to pass the pages – OF COURSE! It all makes sense! The one place I’d never think to look, you had it the whole time! And to think I actually considered you a threat, every victory you had was because of your precious book - Give it back, or…! – Dipper says in a threatening voice while tries to get free of the gnomes – You’ll what? Huh? Huh? Huh? no muscles, no brain, face it, you… - but in that moment, Gideon is hit by a gnome that takes him down; Dipper has his left arm free, but the gnomes grapple him again – As I was saying, bye-bye forever – Gideon says before whistling again, and the gnomes run, still holding the Northpines twins.
Minutes later, the gnomes leave the twins in the forest, while they go back to their zone, not before the gnome stops next to them – Next time, do your own dirty work! – and also disappears between the trees. – Well, that’s it – Dipper says on a sad tune - No, Dipper, we can’t give up! – Pacifica says – Paci, Gideon has the journal, now he has access to more supernatural knowledge than he had before, and without the journal, we have no defenses against him – and places his hands on her shoulders – We must recognize, when we don’t have the means to win – Dipper says, making Pacifica downs her head, sad, Dipper places his arms around her, and both walk.
At the twilight, the giant Gideon is complete, while inside the shack, Gideon jumps happy, holding the journal – I’ve got it! I’ve finally got it! – he runs to the sitting room, where his mother is vacuum cleaning, and his father is sit on the yellow sofa, watching the TV – Get out! – Gideon yells at them, his parents run out of the room scared, while Gideon approaches to the table where is the second journal – It’s finally mine! At last I have the journal number… - he places the journal at the left of the second, and sees it has the number “3” – THREE?! There are three of ‘em? But where is journal number one?! I must have all three for the power to be unlocked! But where could I… Dipper! He must know where it is! He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself! – he grabs both journals, and walks out of the shack, looking at the giant version of himself – You there! Is it ready?! – he asks to McGucket, who is welding something on the back of the giant Gideon, stopping and lifting his welding mask – He he he, only one way to find out! – he downs a big lever on the back, and the giant Gideon begins to exhale smoke, and light are starting to come out of it. Gideon steps on a platform at the base of one of the giant’s feet, lifting him to a door on the shin, making Gideon goes inside the giant, lifting him to the head, where now Gideon wears a motion capture suit, while he’s inside a tube of blue light; Gideon begins to move, and the giant version of him copies exactly all his movements, and he walks out of the shack’s area, while McGucket looks from the shack – I got a good feelin’ about that kid – McGucket says.
In Soos’ grandma’s house, Stan is sit on the sofa, on his underwear, while covers his face with his hands – Well, Stan, this is it, rock bottom, no friends, no family, stuck watching infomercial for whatever that is – then he grabs Gideon’s pin – How do you do it, kid? – why are you always one step ahead? Maybe he’s really a… - but in that moment, he hears the static sound of his hearing aid again, making him place his hand on his ear, while presses with force the pin on his hand – Aaah! My hearing aid! What keeps causing that? Why is always…? – he looks at his hand with the pin, and opens his eyes amazed – That’s it! That’s how he does it! – and runs out of the house.
On a road surrounded by trees, Dipper and Pacifica walk sad, Pacifica looks at Dipper, then she smiles – Well, on the bright side, we can share my room, at a command, the staff can leave us alone all day if we want, and as my room is sound proof, no one would hear me scream when we do our nightly activities – Dipper looks at Pacifica, and smiles sad – I really appreciate that you are trying to make me feel better, Paci… (sigh) but I’m not in the mood in this moment – and Pacifica downs her head – Me neither – in that moment, they feel the ground shaking, then stops, it shakes again, and both stop – What is that? – Pacifica says, in that moment, the giant Gideon passes in front of them without noticing them – That ugly thing is a giant robot?! - Pacifica says, but Dipper covers her mouth, and indicate her to keep silent, and both runs to the trees on the opposite side the robot went – Dipper, where are you?! You can’t hide from me?! – they hear Gideon’s voice coming from the robot - Why is he looking for you?! – Pacifica ask in a low voice – I don’t know, but we can’t go to the mansion, if he see us going there… – Dipper says – He will tear it down – Pacifica completes the sentence, then both begins to run among the trees, but in the moment they’re crossing a road, Gideon sees them – I found you! – the twins look in direction of the robot, and see it running in their direction.
In that moment, they hear the horn of a bus, they look in one of the directions of the road, a bus stops in front of them, the door opens, and they see the driver is Soos – Oh, hey, dudes! - SOOS! – the twins yell at the same time, going inside the bus, and Soos begins to drive at high speed, while the giant Gideon approaches, Soos avoids Gideon, who tries to grab the bus; the robot throws a tree in front of the bus, blocking the way, but Soos turns, and take a road closed that takes them up a hill; Gideon climbs the hill, going after them, but then, the twins and Soos sees a cliff in front of them; Soos stops the bust, this turns, the bus stops, but the rear wheels end floating on the air at the edge of the cliff; Soos tries to make the bus moves – Dudes, it doesn’t respond – then takes out a manual – Let’s see, what could be more close to our situation – Pacifica grabs Dipper’s hand, and both run out of the bus, they approach to the edge, and sees the tracks of a train below them, then Pacifica takes out her grappling hook – Hold me tight – she said Dipper, Dipper grabs her from her waist, then both fall from the cliff, Pacifica shoots her grappling hook, and grabs the edge of the cliff. At the same time, the giant Gideon approaches, and tears out the ceiling of the bus, seeing only Soos inside, reading the manual – Raccoon in the engine, or angry grandparent won’t leave bus? – Soos talks nervous; Gideon notices something disappearing from the edge of the cliff, he approaches, and sees Dipper and Pacifica running on the tracks, then the robot jumps to the tracks, breaking some of the wood planks, Dipper and Pacifica keep running, but they stop when see the road that goes through the cliff, is closed, and they turn to Gideon.
- Tell me! Where is journal number one? – Gideon ask – Journal number one? – the twins ask at the same time – You took the only one I ever had! – Dipper says - Don’t play games with me, boy! – Gideon walks towards them, and hits the cliff, making boulders fall, Dipper grabs Pacifica, and moves her close to him, avoiding a boulder squash her, but then, Gideon grabs each one with one of his hands, separating them – Ha ha ha, you still think you’re some kind of hero? – and throws Dipper at the top of the cliff in front of him – Once I find the final journal, I’ll rule this town! And as your brother stole my queen, you’ll take her place, ha ha ha ha ha! – Gideon says while walks for the way he came – DIPPER, HELP ME! – Pacifica screams; Dipper sees how the robot is still holding Pacifica, his face has an angry look, he walks backwards, and adjust his cap – I didn’t spend all that time with those manotaurs for nothing – then he rush quickly to the edge – LET HER…GO! - and jumps at the very edge of the cliff, Gideon turns towards him, and Dipper crashed in one of the eyes, going inside Gideon’s head, pushing him out of the blue light tube, making the robot falls over the tracks, breaking part of them – Leave me, you little..! – Gideon says while launches a punch to Dipper, but Dipper grabs it without problem with his hand, then grabs Gideon from the neck of his suit, and begins to punch his face with his own fist, also making the robot hits his head with his own first – You really sicken me, you are just a little chubby baby with a lot of attitude and a big, ego – with each word coming out of his mouth, the strength he makes Gideon punches himself increases – And who thinks everything and everyone belongs to you, but the reality is that you’re just a pathetic egocentric, all that of you makes me angry, but what really boils my blood is that no one, and less a nobody like you will HURT MY PACIFICA! – and makes him punch himself with such strength that one of Gideon’s tooth falls, and the head of the robot rotates, breaking the circuits that controls it, and the robot falls. Dipper comes out from the eye he broke; Pacifica gets free from Gideon’s hand, and she sees Dipper – Dipper! - Paci! – Both glides to each other, hugging, while the Gideonbot falls, crashing against the ground, creating a blue explosion that all the town sees.
The robot lies destroyed, while Dipper and Pacifica descend safe, thanks to Pacifica’s grappling hook, and Dipper places his hands on her shoulders – Paci, are you ok? – Pacifica smiles, with her eyes on tears, and hugs Dipper – I’m the one who should ask you that, fighting that robot – Dipper hugs her, they look at each other, and Dipper cleans Pacifica’s tears with his hand, Pacifica looks down, and sees the Journal under some wreckage – Look your journal – Dipper looks the journal, he takes it, and places it inside his vest, but then, they hear the siren and sees the lights of a police car, they see to a side, and see sheriff Blubs and deputy Durland arriving on their car, then more patrols, a TV news van, and the rest of the town arrive – Oh oh – says Pacifica.
Gideon comes out through one of the eyes of his robot, with his MOCAP suit tear, revealing his normal suit under it, and Blubs and Durland run worried towards him, and Durland lifts him – Oh, good heavens! What on Earth happened here? – Durland ask; - It was the Northpines twins, they tried to attack me and blew up my statue with dynamite! Arrest ‘em! – Gideon says while hugs sheriff Blubs – What?! – the twins say at the same time – Officers, he’s lying! – Dipper says – Sorry kids, but we trust Gideon, and nothing short of a miracle could ever change our minds – Blubs says; but in that moment, Stan, driving his El Diablo, arrives to the scene – Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I’ve got something to say! – Stan says, going out of his car, and running to them – Not this guy again – the sheriff says while Stan approaches – You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest – He’s more honest than you – the sheriff says - Yes, and he’s also a psychic – Durland says - You guys need to stop reading comics – Pacifica says - Oh yeah!, take a good look! – he kicks one of the panels of the robot, this fall, revealing that inside the robot there is a lot of screens, showing in them to almost every inhabitant of Gravity Falls.
- Wait a minute! Is that me? – Susan ask when she sees herself on a screen where she’s saying that the secret ingredient for her coffee omelet is coffee; and the rest of the people sees themselves in the screen, with exception of the staff of Northwest Manor and the Northpines twins, then Stan shows them the Gideon pin he broke, showing that inside it, there is a mini camera, that s showing in one of the screens inside the robot that the camera I seeing in real time – That’s right! These pins are hidden cameras, and my hearing aid was picking up the feedback! Who is the fraud now?! – All the people throws their pins to the floor, and look angry to Gideon, who just giggles – Gideon, we gave you our trust – Durland says - You lied to us – Manly Dan says angry - Please, it’s not what it looks like – Gideon says while walks backwards, until he hits his robot – What are you gonna do with me? – he asks scared – Tyler? – Durland ask, and Tyler looks down sad – Get him - Li’l Gideon, you are under arrest for conspiracy, fraud, and breaking our hearts, Durland, the tiny handcuffs – Blubs say, Durland then handcuffs Gideon, they take him to their police car, with Stan opening the door – Just one more thing – Stan says before lifting Gideon, and shakes him, making him drop all what is inside his suit, and Stan grabs the deed of the shack, along something else that he covers with the deed – I believe this belongs to me – then the policemen place Gideon inside the patrol – You can’t do this to me! Y’all are sheep! You need me! I’ll be back! – Gideon says from inside the moving patrol, while Shandra Jimenez approaches to Stan – As you saw, local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed Li’l Gideon as a fraud, anything you have to say to the town, Stanford? - and Shandra approached to mic to Stan – The Mystery Shack is back, baby! – Stan says, while sees Dipper and Pacifica keeping their distance, looking at him with proud – Are you sure you don’t want to be in front of the cameras, Paci? – Dipper ask her, and she just negates with her head - No, can you imagine what would happen if dad see us on the news along Stan? he will be coming back in the next private jet he can rent, is better to stay aside, and let Stan gets the glory – and she places her arm around Dipper’s neck, while he places his around her waist – Thus we can keep enjoying our summer – she concludes.
The next, day, the twins, Wendy and Soos help to repair the shack, but the “S” of the Shack’s name falls down again; inside, Stan attends to the high attendance of customers that the shack has now, and a newspaper shows that Gideon is behind the bars. When the shack closes, Stan goes to the room of the twins, who are sitting on Dipper’s bed, with the journal on his lap – Uh, you kiddos, setting back in okay? – Stan ask from the door - Hey, Gruncle Stan, Paci and I have been talking, and we think there’s something we should finally tell you – Stan sits next to him, and Dipper shows the journal to Stan – This is a journal I found in the woods, it talks about all the crazy stuffs that goes on Gravity Falls – Stan grabs the journal, and begins to pass the pages while Dipper keeps talking – Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it, I don’t know what it means, or who wrote it, but after all we’ve been through, maybe you should finally know about it – Dipper says while Pacifica affirms with her head - I’m glad you showed me this, Dipper, HA HA HA HA HA now I know where you’ve been getting it all from! Spookums and monsters! This kooky book has been filling your head with crazy conspiracies! – Stan says while rubs Dipper’s cap, and Pacifica looks at him with seriousness – But it’s all real! – Dipper says, but Stan just laughs - You gotta quit readin’ this fantasy nonsense for your own good, although some of these would make great attractions, can’t come up with this stuff, mind if I borrow this? – and walks out of the room with the journal – Magic book, ridiculous ha ha ha – and walks stairs down, Dipper runs behind him but he stops at the frame of the door – Dipper, leave him, he almost lost everything just a few days ago, is better if he thinks all of that is fiction, he doesn’t need to worry about supernatural things in these moments, besides, what could a boring man like him do with that journal? – Pacifica says from Dipper’s bed - Yes, maybe you’re right – Dipper replies - Good, now please, close and lock the door, I want to spend this time in my favorite activity – Pacifica says.
Dipper closes the door, locking it, and then an expression of doubt appears on his face – Favorite activity? what favorite activity? – Dipper ask, turning towards Pacifica, just to receive her panties in his face…
(The rest is too hot for inkbunny, find the full chapter in my pixiv in the link below)
Made wih the help of my friend XUnlimited. None of us is a native English speaker, so please, forgive our grammar mistakes.
If you have suggestions of what episodes should be rewritten for this Alternate Universe, please, comment, just take in count that due the changes, some episodes wouldn't have ocurred in this universe.
